Who doesn't like getting a Hummer, I ask:
Of course I was talking about the automobile! What did you think, that I'd make some crass pun about blowjobs? No way. Not now, not never. You can save that for all those other smutty, potty-mouthed photoblogs out there.
But when you think of it, "Hummer" might be one of the worst names for an automobile since the "Stanley Steamer."
Please don't make me explain that one.