By City Hall:
Okay, I'm ready for a nap, or lunch or something. And why the hell are there ants in this apartment for the first time in 20 years? And they're not even in the kitchen. How stupid can these ants be? I'm probably going to get some ant traps, but I always wonder, won't the ant traps just attract more ants? Maybe that's how they get you? You know, "they" being the people who make the ant traps? I've never even heard of an NYC apartment with ants. Roaches, yes. Silverfish and god knows what else? Yes. But ants?
Now if I had uncles crawling around here I'd really be concerned.