And a picture snatcher's shadow:
I don't know if the term "picture snatcher" got any play outside of the James Cagney movie of the same title. I'm not sure if what I do is really snatching pictures, but I sure can picture snatch. I suppose I could snatch a picture of snatch, but I'd either have to be in a studio situation or some paparazzi getting shots of the usual suspects getting into and out of cars without any underwear on (god bless 'em). Or maybe if I had some willing suspect (suspect? I think I meant subject. What would Freud say about that slip?) to unlatch her snatch to be snatched by the pitch.
Snitch snatch paddywatch give the dog a batch.