In Union Square Park:
If I were in the psychic business, I'd greet everybody with, "I've been expecting you." But this doesn't really surprise me. I've seen rational looking people hand money over to people on the street claiming to be psychics with hardly any accoutrements, sometimes with just a cheap plastic chair, footstool, and a deck of tarot cards. Oh, and they'll have some poorly handwritten cardboard sign too. I think even if I believed in the whole psychic thing I wouldn't be giving my money to just anybody on the street. Then again, this broad does seem to have a crystal ball of sorts. And she's got that whole African thing going on. She's going to be putting him in touch with all sorts of ancient spirits speaking that click language. She should have a Coke bottle there so she could exclaim, "The gods must be crazy!!!"
Someone out there got that, right?