From the seat of a limo, circa 1999-2000:
That was an attempt at being arty. They're all just "attempts."
So wow, I missed two days here. So what happened...the other night I legitimately slipped. Last night...well, the spirit was willing but the flesh couldn't back it up. I mean, the computer was on, but I had no internet access. The little light on the modem was blinking. I plugged and unplugged, started and restarted...but no luck. But today, I'm once again thriving with internet service coursing through my turgid wires.
I have no idea what I'm talking about, and I owe you two pictures.