In the East Village, circa 1999-2001:
I don't know where this was exactly, but I'm sure it's been filled in by now, probably by a cupcake shop or maybe some kind of "craft" hot-dog eatery (I hate that word, "craft" when it's used in conjunction with food, like you're building it from scratch in your garage or something. Shove your craft up your fucking ass and go to the grocery store like a normal person).
So where was I...And I forgot a second time. I just took a shower. This is my cleanest post ever.