At San Gennaro:
I'm trying to think of who I think this looks like. Or maybe she looks like every aunt I and every other person has ever had. She definitely has an aunt thing going on with her. I bet in ten years she'll be licking her thumb and use it to wipe grime off her grand-nephew's face. God. That's still fucking gross even thinking about it. Hell, if I see some kid with a dirty face I'm not going to spit on my hand and then wipe my spit on that kid's face. That's practically a sex offense!
I'm calling Megan's Law on this bitch.