Little Italy during San Gennaro!
Yes, walking among the carnival games, handmade cigar stalls, and cannolis could be found the North American Hipster. As you can see, he's wearing a shirt depicting an advertisement for Tootsie Roll Pops done in a style popularized over 35 years ago, yet the shirt itself is not vintage, but is actually new. The purpose of this shirt is to demonstrate that he simultaneously can express a romantic fondness for a time gone by, yet also is modern enough to drop $35 on a t-shirt, and defying those in the crowd sporting anything by Affliction or Tapout.
He also wears his hair in a fashion that advertises to anybody who sees it that he cannot drive 55.
I wonder how many licks it takes this guy to get a mouthful of don't ask don't tell.