Now not being made into a major motion picture:
Or maybe I should have said the girl with the tattoo on her foot, since it's not a tattoo of a foot. She may have a tattoo of a foot afoot somewhere else on her person, but it wasn't visible that day (if it even exists).
A friend of mine just said to me, "you can't have ice cream for dinner."
Isn't that just about the craziest thing you've ever heard?