It's one from the archives, but I always liked this one:
Bachfest 2010 is going on right now on WKCR, Columbia University radio. All Bach all the time for Christmas week. I post this out of my love for Bach and don't receive any kind of compensation. Actually, they don't even know I'm typing this. In fact, I bet if they saw some of my entries they wouldn't want to be associated with me, though I'm not so worried that's going to happen.