In San Pedro, 1999:
Boris was Todd's cat. Or perhaps Todd was Boris' human, I never really made the distinction, but they were made for each other. Unfortunately, as many of these stories go, Boris can only be discussed in these present times in the past tense.
I'm trying to turn this around into a happy post, about how Todd has a new cat now that he loves very much, but still hasn't forgotten Boris, but that's hack. And saying it's hack is still hack.
It's past my bedtime.