I think there's a light leak:
I mean, I've heard of flaming, but this is ridiculous. I mean, ridiculous like Aristophanes.
Only someone who's wasted their life in front of a TV set (like I have) will truly understand and appreciate that last sentence. I'll give you a hint though, if you were watching channel 11 in NYC on Thanksgiving Day you should know exactly what I'm talking about.
I owe you another one later today.