I think the guy on the right dropped his paper:
I could take this opportunity to bitch about my scanner, but aren't you sick of that already?
I could say that I'm a bit miffed that my 16 pass scans at 2400dpi are more blurrier (yes, "more blurrier") than 16x pass scans at 1200dpi.
I could say I'm even more miffed that I already threw out the packaging for the replacement scanner so I'm stuck with this thing.
Of course, I could remedy all this by doing my own prints, yet that would be quite a logistical feat considering the size of my bathroom.
It's time for bed.