Matt's not disfigured, and he's not out to rob you at gunpoint. But he does play the bass in a fine band called the Blackout Shoppers. I have to admit I was taken a little aback when Matt insisted on putting on the mask for the photo, especially since the Shoppers weren't even playing the park that day, but he did get up onstage with Endangered Feces for a short while.
Matt is a productive, respectable member of polite society and I think he feels more comfortable keeping the various realms of his life separated.
Your secret is safe with me, Commissioner...
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