He was Captain Morgan, complete with barrel (not shown, but his foot was resting upon it much like in the commercials. No, he didn't walk around like that with the thing stuck to his foot, but maybe he should have...). She...well, I don't know what she was. A fairy maybe? Tinkerbell? She has the wings, and what looks like part of a wand in her left hand there (her left, our right). But that's not the story.
An indecent proposal was made that night.
I won't say by who, or what act was proposed, or for how much, or if it would be photographed.
You know, I won't even say if the proposal was accepted or not.
It'll be our little secret.
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